Why do so many girls like me?

Have you ever felt that you’re the only one in this world with a certain problem? I was just struck with the same feeling. But unlike your problems, mine is just too serious. It feels like a nightmare, every other girl you see wants to have you. I often look up some famous people and what they have to say regarding this conundrum but being the intellectual that I am, I can’t stay quiet about some bat shit crazy stuff they’ve said about girls.